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‘Facebook arguments, re-connection and the apparent death of the Irish language’ by Bartholomew Brockbank

In my spare time I frequent some of the linguistic and language learning pages on the ever-frothing fountain of knowledge that is Facebook, and this is precisely what I was doing the other day when a certain comment stopped me in my tracks. It was a comment made by a person I happen to know from some of my language groups, who was bemoaning the amount of Gaeltachtaí in Dublin, where he lives, as a way of explaining the uselessness of learning the language.

For those who don’t know a Gaeltacht is a place where Irish is spoken, normally as a first language. There has been some success with artificial Gaeltachtaí (mostly in Leinster, as this is the region without a natural Gaeltacht as opposed to Munster, Ulster and Connaught which still have Gaeltachtaí). This is also where the Popup Gaeltacht gets its name.

The comment irked me, and naturally, being the agent of internet justice that procrastination occasionally deludes me into thinking I am, I responded. Despite the years of Irish grammar hardship burning in my mind, I gave a detailed and clear analysis of how I gained the level of Irish I have done – for the curious among us, my comment went something like this;

‘I started with Rosetta Stone complemented with Duolingo – once I had a better level of the basics and the grammatical functions, I moved onto evening classes so I could practise speaking, listening and all those things that you need to have modelled by a native or high level speaker in order to achieve a good level of proficiency’

This, however, was not what my fellow internet inhabitant wanted – instead of reacting negatively I had, against my deepest desires, given a clear and informative answer. His reply was quick, brutal and effective (at irritating me further).

‘What’s the point though? It’s not like you need Irish to get by here. I would pay for evening classes in French but I think ones in Irish should be free. It’s almost a dead language anyway.’

Such comments intrinsically misunderstand the reasons we learn languages and, while clearly designed with hyperbolic intents, deserve some picking apart. Why should it be that function overrides all other reasoning? This statement makes the assumption that the end goal of learning any language should be so that we can communicate with someone we otherwise couldn’t have – but does this not also apply to Irish?

Living in London, it isn’t often I get the opportunity to speak Irish anymore but it was only last week that in a small pub near my flat I heard a Dublin bhlás and turned around to their party ‘conas atá sibh a leaideanna?’ Instantly I was hit with roars of excitement. ‘Tá Gaeilge aige! Maith an fear!’ I stood at the bar with someone chatting happily I nGaeilge for a good while; ‘Feir plé ort ansin le do Gaeilge a fhoglaim! Sin dochcréidte!’ It was a moment of joy and connection – a pleasure for me to speak Irish again and a happy surprise for the party to meet someone speaking to them in their language in a foreign land.

And isn’t that what language is about? Connecting with people, whether through poetry or stories, whether via an everyday chat or an academic paper, whether living or dead – because that is the miraculous power of language, to traverse even the boundaries of life and death. Within language we see the fossilised thoughts of those who came before us, and through them, we can connect with those at rest as readily as if they were still here.

Language is a blessing – because we are all different, but with language we can begin to understand in what ways we are different, and how those differences shape our realities. Without learning Irish I never would have thought of ‘wearing’ your emotions upon you – which, if you think about it, makes a lot more sense – because we are not our hunger, our anger, our sadness, these emotions are just jackets that we wear for a period of time before moving on, they are transient. Níl mé feargach, ach tá fearg orm – I am not angry, the anger is upon me

Without learning Irish I wouldn’t have enjoyed a quiet moment of peculiar pleasure at the thought of a Ladybird or Ladybug being a Bóín Dé – God’s little cow.

So forget your boulangerie orders, your coiffure is fine – because yes, Irish people can already speak English and you could already speak to them – but could you really connect with them?

And why not study a language that you love instead of one you find useful? We all start as amateurs, but as the Italian origin of that word shows (from amare – to love); there is beauty in doing something for love over practicality.

Because Irish is not dead, she’s not even asleep, she’s just resting her eyes – and it’s about time we started giving her a reason to get back on her feet. 

This article has been adapted from a piece originally written for Letslearnirish.com

Gemma Seltzer’s visit to Westminster by Darcy Morgan

Today I had the pleasure of attending an online Zoom meeting where Gemma Seltzer spoke about the different ways of writing. By the end of the session I came out inspired by her words, encouraged to work harder, and more inclined to get writing.

The session started off with Seltzer telling us all about the original inspiration of her writing, and the events leading up to her writing journey. Seltzer grew up playing with her Grandfather’s ventriloquist dolls, ‘Some were large, some were small. Some were just her their heads!’ We were told about how as a child, these dolls were nothing but fascinating to Seltzer, and this is what she wanted to write about later on in life. Gemma Seltzer was informative, showing us multiple photographs of her Grandfather with the dolls to let us imagine her childhood for ourselves. This initial story that started off the talk was very charming, and I’m sure the fact that Seltzer wanted to include part of her family history within her work inspired others to perhaps look at doing something similar.

Seltzer had so much to tell us all, so many stories regarding her writing and the opportunities it has given her. I felt as though the speaker used her time efficiently, letting her audience know that there are many ways to express a story. Seltzer mentioned different writing projects that she’s completed, ranging from the short 100-word stories that stemmed from real life anecdotes that members of the public would tell her, and expanding to her full-length novel ‘Ways of living.’ According to the synopsis on Seltzer’s official website, the novel explores ‘what it means to be a modern woman inhabiting the urban landscape.’ It was made clear that most of the speaker’s work is set in London because of the familiarity of the setting, and the broad picture that London can provide.

Seltzer showed us that there is no need to limit ourselves to one form of writing, and that change is okay when editing your work. It was even explained that, for example, if a novel isn’t quite working as the characters have too much to say, then maybe the work is better suited for a screenplay or play. This particular piece of advice I’m sure stuck with many listeners, there’s no need to limit ourselves to one form of writing. There’s no correct way to tell our stories, but perhaps exploring the different forms before settling for one in particular could be a more useful way of writing.

Towards the end of the speaker’s event, Seltzer promoted her online presence, including her social media profiles and her website with a direct link to her latest novel. Although I found this useful as her words were interesting and I personally wished to find out more, I was also reminded that writing itself is just a small part of the publishing process, and promoting and knowing the right people can get you that step further.

I really enjoyed Gemma Seltzer’s speaker event, and felt like a lot of information was covered in a short amount of time. Seltzer was to the point, and wasted no time in letting us know that it’s okay to explore other options in writing, there is no perfect writing form.

Why we should all be watching ‘The Last Kingdom’ – review by Alison Ajayi

There has been woe in our household this week as we binge watched series 5 of ‘The Last Kingdom’, announced as the last series ever, although there is a film planned.

I am a big fan of Bernard Cornwell’s books and had read this series when they originally came out, just as I read all the Sharpe books and his Arthurian series. Like Jane Austen and Georgette Heyer, Bernard Cornwell is an author I can return to time and again, particularly when I’m under stress. Just as it is hard now to think of Sharpe without seeing Sean Bean, I can’t think of Uhtred of Bebbanburg without seeing Alexander Dreymon.  

The story starts with the arrival of the ‘Great Heathen Army’ of Vikings with plans to conquer and settle in 866 along the Eastern seaboard of England during the reign of Alfred the Great.  Uhtred is the second son of the Lord of Bebbanberg who becomes the heir when his older brother dies. He is captured by the Danes after a battle in which his father is killed and taken with them as a slave but is raised by his captor, Earl Ragnar as his son.  He was born a Saxon but raised a Dane and this, plus the fact that his Uncle usurps the throne and will not recognise Uhtred’s right to rule Bebbanburg, is the story that unfolds over five series against the backdrop of the battle between the Danes and the Anglo Saxons of Mercia and Wessex over England.  

Most of the filming was done in Hungary, at Korda Studios, where on an eight acre set, entire early mediaeval towns and villages could be recreated and where the countryside more closely resembled that of England in the period.  Like all Bernard Cornwell’s historical fiction, the books were well researched and plausible, following the history of the period closely and there are very few anachronistic ‘nasties’ in the television series either.  Or at least, none so glaring that they irritate.  Alexander Dreymon is incredibly easy on the eye as well as being an entirely credible Viking and the series is studded with British and Scandinavian character actors playing major roles to a very high standard.  This makes it highly immersive in character, more like time travelling than watching a tv series.  

But don’t take my word for it, ‘The Last Kingdom’ has been reviewed by critics from ‘Rotten Tomatoes’ to ‘Private Eye’ and most of the major newspaper reviewers.  Only ‘Private Eye’ gave it a bad review, saying that it “demonstrates how Game of Thrones “haunts the BBC””, in my opinion, this demonstrates that the reviewer had confused American fantasy with English history and had not realised that the two shows were simultaneously airing  from 2015 to 2019. 

Rotten Tomatoes gave ‘The Last Kingdom” series 3  a whopping 100% approval rating and said of it “The Last Kingdom fuses beautiful cinematography and magnificent action sequences to create highly gratifying historical drama”. Even The Daily Telegraph review was positive saying ‘The Last Kingdom’ had “satisfyingly high production values, a bloodthirsty appetite for violence and a proper cliffhanger.” which is probably one of the few pronouncements by that newspaper I would not argue with.

Here Comes the (social media) Miracle

In this blog I will be looking at a writer’s social media profile.  A perfect example is Anna Beecher. Anna is a former University of Westminster Creative Writing and English Literature student who Matt Morrison organised to talk with us in year one.

Anna’s website is easy to navigate, the ‘Home’ section talks about her debut novel ‘Here Comes the Miracle’ and includes what other writers and newspapers have had to say about the book. It also notes the fact she has been nominated for the ‘Sunday Times Young Writer of the Year Award’. She then starts a section about herself with the personable phase ‘Hello, I’m Anna’ and details what she does now, including writing, making theatre and teaching. She tells us about where her theatre work has been performed, what she teaches and where she has studied.

In the ‘Writing’ section of her blog, she tells what her debut novel ‘Here comes the Miracle’ is about and where you can find her other writing work and also an option to subscribe to ‘Peachy’ which she describes as her ‘irregular email letter’ in which she states you will find ‘thoughts from me, reading recommendations and creative prompts.’ It is informative and I like the almost ‘scatty’ way she describes her ‘irregular email letter’.

In the ‘Performance’ section she describes the company ‘Akin’ she has co-founded with Rachel Lincoln in 2015 which creates ‘theatrical, sensory experiences for families’. We really get a feel for the show as she provides details of the shows and recommendations and reviews it has received from newspapers and Theatre guides. She goes on to detail other plays she has written, with reviews and details of her ‘Solo Performance and Storytelling’. It is an interesting mix of images and text which really ‘grabs’ the readers interest.

The next section is titled ‘Teaching’. What I really like about this section is includes where Anna has taught, awards she has achieved and what her students have to say about her including one comment in which a student says “This class was phenomenal. Anna is one of the most caring, insightful, and engaging professors I’ve had in my three years at UVA”. Although I have not met Anna in person and only via an online setting, I am inclined to agree. I found her very engaging, captivating and someone that could really get the best out of her students and the people she works with.

Anna’s section on Voice & Presence Coaching is a similar mix of what she offers, a review from a student but also what you would experience in a session with her. I found the last section very informative as it gives you an insight as to what it would be like to work with Anna.

Anna’s Instagram is a mix of personal and professional content, incorporating photographs of her partner, random beautiful flamingos, an image of Anna and a snowman, recommendations of other writer’s work and also details of her book and content about subscribing to ‘Peachy’. I enjoy viewing Anna’s content as you get to view her personal life, it is not just relentless content about her work. You get a sense as of her as a person. From what I can gather Anna is a ‘foodie’ as there are many images of home baking including, biscuits, pastries and pizza. The latter being a nod to the Italian translation of her novel with Edizione di AtlantideE

by Sarah Tooke

What is the value of escapism? – Rosie Stevens

A favourite movie franchise of mine is Alien (Ridley Scott) which imagines the creatures in outer space and the possible dangers of messing with them. The suspense and moral aspects of the film excite me a lot. Ripley is a strong female protagonist who embodies the kick-ass attitude we all know and love. It’s both scary and fun to imagine aliens. Saying this, my reading preferences are typically realistic fiction. I enjoy being in the head of a character and watching a pretend situation play out and wondering what I would do in that situation. For example, Jane Fallon’s books let me be in the middle of gossip and revenge without having to actually deal with the consequences. For this, I think escapism is invaluable. As human beings, we typically live through mundane and monotonous routines. For me, most days consist of eating, showering and working. 

Although, humans are complex creatures. All of us have fears and desires which can be tapped into through escapism. The word ‘escapism’  is defined as the ‘tendency to seek distraction and relief from unpleasant realities, especially by seeking entertainment or engaging in fantasy.’ For me, if I’m having a rough day, switching off and diving into a film, series or book takes my mind off my own problems for a while. I’m sure most of you share my curiosity and desire to observe, learn and grow. Escaping into fiction allows us to do this. The characters live out scenarios so we don’t have to. There is of course a downside to escapism. We can hide in the comfort of our duvet, close the book, switch off the film. In real life situations, we can’t do that as easily but fiction can force us to think and be somewhat prepared.

Escapism is also a temporary cure for loneliness and boredom. In real life, relationships and connection take time but in fiction, we get through the barrier of intimacy quickly. Characters can feel relatable and like friends. Jane Eyre springs to mind for me, with her delicate strength and rebellious nature. Escapism doesn’t just have to mean fantasy. Writing realism and ordinary characters can satisfy our need to connect just as much. Getting into the heads of other people is something we all wish we could do. Another favourite of mine is Austen. Not only do we get an insight into that era and society, but can learn a lot by observing each character’s journey. We might despite such figures as Mr. Collins and therefore be asked why that is – forming our identity and morals.

Though, with genres like sci-fi and dystopia, it can be exciting to imagine what other worlds might be like. Humans are naturally curious and it is both scary and thrilling to dive into an unknown world. An example of this might be Atwood’s The Handmaid’s Tale which taps into our fears of the future and what a totalitarian state might look like. Our anxieties about politics and power can be trialled through fiction. 

Overall, escapism is very valuable and can fulfil many purposes. It can give a sense of connection and belonging and/or give us a break from everyday life. We might read or watch something that includes magic or monsters which is arguably a lot more exciting than someone going to work five days a week. Escapism is essentially walking in someone else’s shoes for a while or playing out the impossible. 

Home – by Ayla Thidling

 
A mother this morning, no title this evening
She screamed “it’s not true, please just come home”.
 
Her father breaks down, there’s nowhere to go,
Did she ever know, she was his home.
 
Her bed lies empty, with unopened presents,
The smell of her perfume, from her last time at home.
 
Could she have seen, how much she was missed  
Would she be gone, or this time come home?
 
That frightful call, still echoes in my head,
“She passed away this morning, she’s not coming home”
 
You never think, it’ll happen to you
‘til you one day come home, to a now empty home.
 
She’ll never get to feel, what it’s like to be free,
To go off to uni and move out of home.
 
She’ll never get the chance, to walk down the aisle,
Have her own children, and build her own home.
 
The pain left behind, will never be healed,
Her separated parents try to build their new homes.
 
Why did you go? Too late to ask,
Life must go on, in a now empty home.
 
My partner in crime, my friend till the end,
I’ll miss your sweet laughter, filling my home.
 
But tonight when I see you, you’ll tell me again
I’m sorry I hurt you, but now I am home.

I Remember by Annabel Christian

I remember when needles only grew from pine trees. 
When the scent of the earth was sweet 
and I could taste the dew drops on my tongue 
standing in the backyard
of another house I grew up in. 

I remember when I'd fight sleep. 
When I’d count the fireflies outside my window
begging to stay awake with them
as if i’d miss some firework show 
like the ones we’d watch on the fourth of July. 

I remember when my only scars were from scraped knees and paper cuts. 
Before I felt the bitter hands of wrath
for now I have two
and they remind me everyday
that I am not who I was. 

I remember when I felt something more than this. 

When I felt the warmth of the sun in august.
And lit the last sparklers of the summer. 
When i felt the grass under bare feet 
dancing in the darkness. 

When I felt like I could breathe 
and i didn’t have to heave every time 
I look at what I've become. 

I remember the sky  
the twilight, the dawn, the sunsets, the stars 
before colours faded to grey
to black. 

I remember when I wasn’t like this 
I remember 
when I felt there was something. 

Drift by Bart Cryan Brockbank

One evening,

After a day of troubled decisions

I awoke to find myself transformed

Into a monstrous dream

I first felt my legs, as they twisted and turned underneath me

Splintering and sprinting

To form the purple nightflesh of my thoughts

A self-evading substrate, brimming with algae and dishwater

Spilling and swilling, as a drunken Danish waiter

My arms grew like roots above me,

And with the disorientating cradle of canopy for my head

I twisted backwards in my bed

And hung wishes

Like stalagmites, like dog teeth

Like swishing sprouting royalty, like floundering crowns foundered and unfound,

And from the caverns of my ears – distant cheers,

a flock of bicycle bells, a thumping heart attack, trees being felled, a traffic jam spreading on the besotted backside of a toasted heel, clapping towards a suicidal walrus with eels for sighs –

A screeching as my eyes melted to letters, posted themselves to minds they found better, and declared –

I was the son, and daughter of a king, and I, find it now appropriate to sing, and die

And from my ribcage, bursting blossoms, my soundless organs long forgotten, and dust playing the chorus to my rotting

My existence twisted and upturned within me, and time found itself rhyme-lessly irrelevant –

I spent 17 years watching through the grime of a window, the movements of a pink elephant

That I had mistaken for a mare

Whinnying and whistling, through the gaps between my hair

To later lose that language up the flaring nostrils, of a stranded, wrecked colossus,

Inhaling his own sand-hidden self-importance

And dissolve with resolute dissolution, stirring myself to a solution, that gave my sinful skin the resolve to revolve in revolution and disappear

And bursting wide, fear came sliding, an invertebrate with glowing eyes, carefully inspecting the holes in – what had been my thighs

The nib of night blinked, blotted and buried and I sank with unhurried acceptance beneath the oblivion of images and phantom senses

A pleasurable surrendering, to an unspeaking tide, that bides its time in twilight

–        

And will be banished and unspawned all the same

By the drowning mismemory of the dawn’s waking brain

Image by Hans Braxmeier from Pixabay

Amita Murray – Speaker Review by Sarah Tooke

Amita Murray. Speaker review.
I thoroughly enjoyed listening to this week’s speaker. I found her to be engaging, insightful and very funny. She was very animated as she read her new novel ‘Arya Winters and The Tiramisu of Death’.
Once she went onto to read the book I agreed with the production company who may making the book into a ‘tv option’, opinion that the book is like Fleabag meets Agatha Christie. She went on to explain ‘the inner turmoil of her protagonist’, that she suffers from social anxiety and in the book, she wanted to ‘tackle the problem of loneliness’. I thought this was a very relatable point to make. At some points in our life, we have all felt lonely, in spite our how much we may enjoy our own company. Whether thiscomes at a point when we are not in a romantic relationship or our friends’ lives have moved on in different directions. I liked the fact that however lonely Ayra was, Amita decided her lead character was
‘not willing to compromise on who she spent her time with’.
I also realised I had never thought about the appeal of food when it is applied to literature, she commented it has more of a ‘visual appeal’ which I am inclined to agree with. Particularly as I Love Tiramisu. The Tiramisu makes its way into the title as the lead character Arya’s profession is baking cakes. I found it remarkably interesting the way Amita described her process in relation to character’s backgrounds. She relayed she ‘did not want a detective as an actual detective in profession…. as an amateur detective, she can get away with stuff others cannot’. She relays a scene in which Arya removes
yellow tape from a crime scene and implies she then in fact tampers with the scene. I am sure you are inclined to agree we all love a character who breaks ‘the rules’. We learn Arya turns amateur sleuth as her Aunty Mira and her ex-partner Craig’s Uncle Tobias have both been murdered.
I loved the way she described her writing process, and rather than focusing on plot, she is very ‘character based’. I also really identified with the fact she makes her characters behave in ways she wishes she could. For example, Arya is ‘very forthright’. A trait that Amita ‘admires about her’, she also alluded to the fact she wishes she could be more like this in temperament. I also liked that when asked by Vonder if her writing process was ‘planned or chaotic and feral’, she admitted it was the latter. I agree writing for me is more comparable to this as you write and then realise you missed a pivotal or vital part that could add to the suspense or excitement of your story. Amita encouraged us to do writing exercises and admitted ‘writing doesn’t have to be perfect’ and to do ‘your personal best’. I was
thoroughly captivated by Amita, found her advice insightful and look forward to hopefully hearing her again in the future.

Under the twilight scythe By Addison Williams

crickets send condolences / mimic the song that played / in the backseat when bedrooms / weren’t private enough / when dirt tracks stretched out / like unspeakable proverbs / as bells chimed blue-movie / melodies / averting their gaze / as we plucked / forget-me-nots with kisses / & sucked honey from the suckle / as if it were our last meal / as if the forest / would swallow us up / crippling us in tremors / of adolescent soil.

Dew moistens our clasp / your roots unknot from mine / I hear the sound of tearing / as the morning dawns red.

Image by Addison Williams